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kyburg:

cookingpeach:

amischiefofmice:

blandarchist:

give kiss

giant noot noots
NOOT NOOTS then i guess

Wo… mega noots.

I hate to admit this, but I really love snails.  These are so pretty - hey, stop looking at me like that.

They’re awesome.

…They look delicious.  I’m so sorry.

(Source: tervaneula)

kyburg:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Okay, so not just me.  (UM, for the other?  UH, you need an adult.)

Goofy’s used the peanut butter to encourage Pluto to engage in a intimate act better done by someone who’s capable of consent.  :-(

Chinese flicks and I get my kicks

Watching the Chinese martial arts film Young Judge Dee on Netflix.  I remember the Judge Dee mysteries by van Guilik, but I’m having more fun watching the movies.  :-)

seraphica:

The tiny velvet clay sculptures of Evgeny Hontor [x]

Gorgeous.

(via kyburg)

Ukraine's 'Jew Register' Either a Hoax or a Crude Extortion Scheme

papermariothousandyeardoor:

If you saw the article earlier today or yesterday regarding, please spread this around. The outrage to the original thing was understandable, but people do need to know what is going on. 

(via kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme)

Avengers Fic: Rescue Missions and Mistaken Identities, Pt. 7

scifigrl47:

Phil kept his eyes tightly closed, and tried not to feel the unfamiliar weight of this place pressing down on him.

He could feel his eyes burning, and he didn’t know why, because he absolutely was not going to cry. He was not. Going. To. Cry.

And when that ended up being a lie, too, he scrubbed at his cheeks with the heels of his hands until his cheeks were burning, but dry. Then he took a deep breath, and got out of bed. He was tired, exhausted, so exhausted that he felt sick, but he couldn’t sleep. No matter how long he lay there, how much he tried, every time he thought he might be falling asleep, he’d end up bolt upright, his heart pounding, something like a sob or a scream caught in his throat.

In the bathroom, he washed his face, and ran a glass of water. He took his time drinking it, his feet cold on the bathroom tile. He ignored it, anything to avoid going back to bed. The too big, too strange bed that definitely was not his.

Instead of returning to it, he picked his way across the carpet, making his way in the dim reflected light that spilled from the bathroom. He wished that there were windows, or any way to relieve the sensation of being trapped. He paused, considering the door. He glanced around, and immediately felt stupid. Still, he was breathing a little too hard, a little too fast, as he reached for the doorknob.

There was a soft beep, and Phil’s fingers jerked away from the door.

"I am sorry to startle you, Philip, but you are not supposed to leave this room without supervision."

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Space 1999

Second season.  Different sets, costumes, and it looks like they stuck some gauze over the lenses.  On the other hand, the chick playing the metamorph is working those eyebrows something fierce. 

:-)

Jews ordered to register in east Ukraine

agelfeygelach:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT.

Lessons of the past, man.  Lessons of the past.

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mishasminions:

BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS

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the-magical-anon-overlord:

a-spoon-full-of-pixie-dust:

disney-magical:

Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

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But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

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Imagine if they had a kid!

Let it groove
Let it grooove
Cant hold back all the moves

(via fangirlandproudofit)